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Saturday, June 30, 2012

Day 182: Dead Snow


Dead Snow
Oh, don't look so shocked

Zombies? Check. Nazis? Check. Zombie Nazis? Double check. It’s a particularly new idea since we’ve had Nazis zombies before in movies such as Zombie Lake, The Treasure of the Living Dead, Shockwaves, and even Rob Zombie’s animated movie, The Haunted World of El Superbeasto, has them. Despite existing in one form or another in horror, Nazi zombies have been, until recently, an underutilized subgenre monster. In the past few years, there has been a small explosion of Nazi zombie-related media, from video games to references in songs like Monster Magnet’s excellent “Wall of Fire”. Sure, we Americans have done the Nazi zombie thing before, but how about another country, not necessarily known for their horror movies? How about Norway?

Dead Snow is a 2009 Norwegian zombie movie directed by Tommy Wirkola (Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters, Kill Buljo). Seven medical students (Martin, Roy, Hanna, Vegard, Liv, Chris, and Ereland celebrate their Easter vacation in a small cabin on a remote, snow-covered mountain. They drink and party while waiting for their friend Sara, who decided to trek across the mountain instead, to arrive. They hear a noise outside and think Sara has arrived, but are met by a mysterious stranger. He tells them that during World War II, the region was occupied by the Einsatzgruppen, an SS death squad, led by Oberst Herzog. For three years, the Nazis abused and tortured the local villagers. Towards the end of the war with the Russians closing in, the Nazis looted all the gold and silver they could find. Finally, the villagers rose up, killing Nazis and driving Herzog and the remaining survivors into the forest. The stranger departs and is soon murdered in his tent by an unknown assailant. The next morning, Vegard takes the only snowmobile out to find Sara, who, unknown to the group, has also been killed. The partying continues until Chris is attacked and killed. The cabin is swarmed by Nazi zombies trying to get in. They kill Ereland by crushing his head until his brain literally pops out. Meanwhile, Vegard discovers the Nazis secret cave where he find’s Sara’s severed head. He fights off a few zombies and is able to steal their machine gun. In the morning, Martin and Roy create a distraction while Hanna and Liv try to make a run for the car, which is somewhere towards the bottom of the mountain. Will they be able to survive again an army of undead Nazis?

Shabbat shalom!

It’s always nice to see a horror movie from a country other than the United States, Canada, or Japan. As an American, I like to see how storytelling is done elsewhere in the world and how it differs. It’s good to see these movies inject their own culture and ideals which makes for an interesting watch. Dead Snow, though, comes off somewhat as a tribute to American horror movies. The cabin looks similar to the one in Evil Dead, the zombies attacking the cabin reminds me of Night of the Living Dead, and a scene where Martin and Roy grab weapons harkens back to Army of Darkness. Ereland is a big movie fan and frequently quotes American movies such as Die Hard and The Terminator. The way the story is laid out and progresses, it is very close to your typical American horror movies. When I watch a foreign movie, I want to see what they can bring to the table, not how much the writers like American movies.

Speaking of story, Dead Snow focuses more on fun over-the-top violence and loads of gore than plot and character progression. Unfortunately, that doesn’t really begin until about 45 minutes into the movie. Everything is just a lead-to that point, but it’s a little boring. It was nice to see a story with some historical context in a European country, but they completely ignore the fact that Norway had their own SS division. There were Norwegian resistance fighters during the war as well, but perhaps they did not want to bring up too much history for a simple zombie movie. 

Stop! Hammer time!

Dead Snow also tries to go for a lot of questionable humor. There’s a scene where Ereland and Chris have sex in an outhouse. IN AN OUTHOUSE SECONDS AFTER ERELAND HAS USED IT. Please tell me that’s not a regional thing. Nothing says “Let’s make love” than an occupied shithouse. I guess it was a joke because Dead Snow tries for a lot of humor which isn’t particularly funny. You might crack a smile or chuckle, but nothing is good for a real laugh. They try to force humor when they didn’t have to. In one scene, Roy uses a hammer and sickle to kill a Nazi. That subtlety is funnier than just about any joke or reference. 

This excited a really small and really gross group of people

The movie does succeed in the violence and blood category. The deaths are creative and some take a bit of willing suspension of disbelief, but they’re still fun to watch. Dead Snow has tons of blood and the prop department must have cleared out a butcher because there is a large amount of intestines being pulled, ripped, squished, and eaten. The zombie makeup looks good and the uniforms are spot-on. The action is entertaining and keeps things interesting. The zombies are fast and pretty agile, which is a little disappointing for people who prefer the Romero-style lurching zombies, but for the movie’s purposes, it makes sense. The natural beauty and scenery is captured well and makes me want to book a trip to Scandinavia. I’ll just have to avoid all the black metal fans.

I had high hopes for Dead Snow, perhaps too high. The violence and gore is a lot of fun and executed very well. The killings are creative and keep the audience excited. There is not much in the way of story which takes away our connection with what is going on. The American horror worship may be fun for some, but I was hoping for a more unique, regional take on zombies which I didn’t get. There is questionable humor throughout and it takes away from what story does exist. If you like lots of blood and guts, you’ll really enjoy Dead Snow. If you’re looking for something a little deeper, you’ll have to keep digging.

6.5/10

Friday, May 4, 2012

Day 125: Jack Frost


Jack Frost
Oh hai!

I remember seeing the cover for the movie Jack Frost in a video store and thought it was really funny. When you walked past it, the cover went from a smiling, friendly snowman into a hideous fanged snow creature. Even at a younger age, I knew this was completely ridiculous. Well, I needed something ridiculous to watch, and low and behold, it came up on Netflix. A killer mutant snowman? Sure, let's give it a shot.

Jack Frost (not to be confused with the equally ridiculous Michael Keaton movie of the same name) is a 1996 horror-comedy starring Scott Macdonald (Fire In The Sky, Water For Elephants) as the deranged serial killer, Jack Frost. After cutting a murderous swath through the country, Jack gets careless and is caught by Sam Tiler (Christopher Allport, The X Files, ER), the sheriff of the small town of Snowmonton. Sentenced to death, the truck carrying Jack to his execution gets into an accident with a truck carrying an experimental acid. Jack escapes, but is doused with the acid, melting his body into the snowy ground. His molecules bond with the snow, turning him into a living, breathing snowman. Jack begins to terrorize the small town, brutally murdering people in various forms of icey and snowy ways. Hearing of the town's murders, Agent Manners and Agent Stone come to Snowmonton to investigate. It is revealed that Agent Stone is a representative of a genetic research company that created the acid and that the killer snowman is really Jack Frost. He explains that Jack's transformation proves the human soul really exists as a chemical and can help man survive a nuclear holocaust. Will Sheriff Tiler be able to overcome his fear of Jack Frost and defeat him or will Jack put him on ice? 

Free hugs!

Clearly, this movie is wacky. How do you criticize a movie that knows it's fairly stupid? The story was probably conceived after a night of heavy drinking and watching Christmas cartoons. The story rangers from funny to weird to absurd. It's fine to have a simple story in order to get to the jokes and killing, but there are just some glaring errors that made me slap my forehead. Like why would Shannon Elizabeth's character and her boyfriend sneak into the Sheriff's house to have sex? That makes less than no sense. Why would the Sheriff son put anti-freeze in oatmeal? That's not a typo by the way, that actually happened. If Jack can turn into water, why does the Sheriff try to stuff the spaces in a door with paper to keep him out? I know it's silly to point out the flaws in a movie with a killer snowman, but I can't help it.

The humor in the movie has a decent amount of laughs and plenty of eyerolls. The idea of a a snowman raping a girl with his carrot nose was not funny and was really terrible. There is a good amount of action with some fun kills and blood. The snowman and special effects are incredibly cheap looking. The acting is passable, but not exactly award-winning. There are some creative camera shots, but they get over used and end up making me dizzy by the end. 

Oh, that's cold

Jack Frost usually falls into the “it's so bad it's good” category of B-movies. That is why it is regarded by some as a cult classic. There is some humor, but plenty of terrible one-liners and swing-and-miss attempts. It has some decent violence, but is hindered by a hilariously terrible snowman costume and awful effects. Is the movie good? No. Is it fun to watch. Sort of. Jack Frost probably best watched with friends and a few cocktails.

4/10