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Thursday, July 12, 2012

Day 194: Leviathan


Leviathan
Great Mastodon album, so-so movie

We know more about outer space than we do about the ocean. Despite the majority world being covered by it, we know very little of the underwater world. That's why every few years we hear about new marine life being discovered as we delve deeper and deeper into the watery unknown. These creatures are not the cute and cuddly type either. Just google “bioluminescent fish” and sleep tight. These things are just reminders that we know so little about our own world and that we can still be killed by monsters. It's no surprise that the ocean is a great location for horror.

Leviathan is a 1989 horror movie starring Peter Weller (Robocop, Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai Across The 8th Dimension) as geologist Steven Beck. Beck is in command of an undersea mining station owned by Tri-Oceanic Corp. The crew's 90 days on the job is almost up when they come across a sunken Russian ship called “Leviathan.” One of the crew members, Sixpack (Daniel Stern, C.H.U.D., Rookie of the Year) discovers a box containing documents, a videotape, and a flask. Sixpack secretly drinks from the flask and shares it with another crew member named Bowman (Lisa Eilbacher, An Officer And A Gentleman, Beverly Hills Cop). Dr. Thompson (Richard Crenna, First Blood, Hot Shots! Part Deux) and Beck view the video tape which they believe talks about the Russian crew's poor health. When they study the Russian ship, Doc believes that it was a sunk by a torpedo. The next morning, Sixpack wakes up sick with a strange rash. He gets progressively worse and Doc consults his computer which guesses his condition is due to a genetic alteration. Sixpack dies hours later with Bowman also becoming sick. Rather than meeting the same fate, she commits suicide. Doc and Beck find that Sixpack and Bowman's bodies have begun to mutate and are merging together. They get the rest of the crew to aid in dumping of their bodies, but are attacked by the mutated bodies which have no become a horrible monster. They are able to jettison the bodies, but a mutated piece remains. The crew discovers that the Russian crew were being experimented on and the ship was scuttled when the experiment grew out of control. The remaining piece of the monster regenerates, attacking and absorbing the crew. Beck asks Tri-Oceanic Corp's CEO, Martin (Meg Foster, They Live, Masters Of The Universe), for help, but she says a hurricane is blocking their rescue. How will the rest of the crew survive?

"(Sigh) I miss Detroit."

How have I never heard of a movie with a cast that includes Peter Weller, Daniel Stern, Ernie Hudson, Meg Foster, and Richard Crenna? All of these actors have been in popular movies so you'd think Leviathan would be more well known. One reason why this may be the case is because Leviathan came out the same year as The Abyss, a far better and far more popular underwater movie. It's hard not to make comparisons to The Abyss as both are very similar. The mutating and adapting monster that can take the form of it's victims is straight out of The Thing. They even use flamethrowers to attack it, just like in The Thing. The scenes of the crew running through a sterile, industrial environment and a big slug-like creature coming out of someones chest is just like Alien. How could no one notice that these scenes had already been done before and done far better? Maybe they though that the inclusion of Martin and the soulless corporation would create a new story, but that subplot is unnecessary window-dressing. No one cares about the evil CEO because she's not given enough time on screen for us to hate her.

The story itself is pretty basic and not very exciting. It is essentially a monster movie that doesn't get to the monster until about halfway through and then doesn't have the decency to completely show it until the end. It's a shame they do this because the monster actually looks very good. Of course, it still looks like an earlier design from The Thing, but that's more of a compliment than a diss. When I watch a monster movie, I want to see the monster. A movie like Alien is scary because it creates a terrifying atmosphere and fear of the unknown. Leviathan is too well lit and lacks subtlety to be scary. There is no mystery of who could be the monster, like in The Thing. Without these things, we just have to rely on the actor's performances and action. The acting is good thanks to the impressive cast playing all their parts perfectly. The action is decent, but not enough to carry the movie. When your monster movie lacks action and excitement, what is the point?

Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck

Leviathan is your average monster movie that contains ideas and scenes from far better horror movies. Sadly, it has nothing to do with Thomas Hobbes political book, Leviathan. The acting is good, but that shouldn't be a surprise considering the caliber of actors involved. The monster looks very good, but we do not see it enough. The subplot involving the evil CEO from the evil corporation attempts to make the movie unique, but not enough time is given to develop anything important. The action is decent, but only comes towards the end of the movie. Leviathan isn't a bad monster movie, it is just too similar to movies that are much better and scarier.

6/10


Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Day 130: Snoop Dogg's Hood of Horror


Snoop Dogg's Hood of Horror
Murder was the case that they gave me

Hizzle foshizzle, my bizzle. Yeah, I have no idea what I just said, but Snoop Dogg might. I don't listen to hip hop or rap as I much prefer metal, hardcore, and rock, but Snoop has transcended his genre and become a household name thanks to his “reality” show and his other projects outside of the music world. A fan of comic books and scary movies, he's already stepped into the horror world, starring in the movie Bones. It comes as no surprise that he would star and contribute music to another horror movie in the same vein as Tales From The Crypt and Creepshow.

Hood of Horror is a 2006 trio of horror movies with an urban bent. The movie starts with an animated short that shows Devon (Snoop Dogg) selling his soul to a demon to bring back his dead sister, whom Devon may or may not have killed. In return, Devon becomes a Hound of Hell and narrates our stories. There are animated shorts connecting each story.

Crossed Out
The first story, entitled Crossed Out, stars Daniella Alonso (The Hills Have Eyes 2, Wrong Turn 2) as a graffiti artist named Posie. As a young girl, she saw her father murder her mother, before turning the gun on himself. She is chased by a gang led by Noel Gugliemi (Training Day, The Fast And The Furious). Posie escapes, but is grabbed by the mysterious and deformed Derelict (Danny Trejo, Machete, Con Air). He grants her special powers in order to change the hood for the better, but she uses the powers to cross out the tags of other people, thus killing them in gruesome fashion. Seeing that she is using the power only to kill, Derelict takes the power away and raises her zombified victims to gain their revenge.

The truth about Kool-Aid

The concept for this first story is decent, though for some reason I feel like I've heard it before. Daniella Alonso puts on a good performance and it's fun to see Danny Trejo in just about anything. Even Billy Dee Williams shows up for a brief appearance. The kills are pretty excellent in a horrifyingly funny sort of way. For example, a gang member trips and impales themselves on a 40. Now that's a creative way to kill someone. The makeup and effects used look good and are convincing. The short format did hurt the overall product as we're not really given enough time to connect with the characters and the story is rushed and a bit nonsensical. It's not really clear why Posie is given powers and why she decided to just murder the fuck out of people. It's not great, but it has it's moments.

4.5/10

The Scumlord
The second story is the Scumlord, starring Anson Mount as the racist Tex Woods Jr. and Ernie Hudson (Ghostbusters, The Substitute) as Roscoe. Tex has inherited an apartment from his father, whom he murdered. The apartment is inhabited by Roscoe and 3 black veterans. Tex and his girlfriend Tiffany make the veterans' lives hell. Roscoe and crew take out their revenge on their slumlord with bloody results.

"Okay! George W. Bush ISN'T the greatest president of all time!"

This one probably had the most entertaining story with the most disappointing ending. It's not a horror story and I'm not exactly sure what they were thinking. The acting is good and the story has some funny moments, but it's all lost with such a weak ending. It's even more confusing when Snoop Dogg's character just kind of shows up at the end. It comes out of nowhere and is really unnecessary. It's a shame because the story was good only to be ruined by half-assing it on the horror front.

5/10

Rapsody Askew
The final story Rapsody Askew is about the rise and fall of a rapped named SOD (Pooch Hall, Heist, Stomp The Yard 2). He prays to become a famous rapper and meets Quon (Aries Spears, MAD TV). At an awards show party, SOD is confronted by a woman that shows SOD the horrible person he has become since cutting his deal with God. This includes greed, statutory rape, and having Quon murdered by their bodyguard Jersey (WCW's Diamond Dallas Page) in an effort to become more famous. A zombie Quon appears before SOD, taunting him and driving him insane. Jersey comes into the room, but does not see Quon. What will happen?

You got a little something on your...eh, nevermind

Rapsody Askew is more of a psychological horror movie than anything else. It's cool to see Aries Spears in a semi-serious role, though it is a little weird to hear him rapping and dropping the n-word when you're so used to seeing him on MAD TV. It was also fun to see Diamond Dallas Page in a role other than a wrestler. The makeup used for the reanimated Quon is top-notch. The story itself is standard stuff with nothing particularly scary going on. You pretty much know exactly what will happen from start to finish.

4.5/10

The film ends in another animated short where all the main characters are taken down to Hell. Hood of Horrors does not reach the quality of Tales From The Hood, but it's better than Nite Tales. Each story has it's moments, but they're nothing spectacular. They are helped along by including well-known serious actors and some good makeup and effects. The animation is very good and reminds me of Todd McFarlane's Spawn animated series. Overall, the movie is watchable, but not unmissable.

5/10