Black Christmas
I'm dreaming of a Black Christmas
Merry Christmas to those celebrating
and Merry Tuesday to those who are not. Hopefully you're spending
time with your loved ones or at least people you can tolerate, having
fun and eating good food. If you're working, at least you're getting
bonus money while reading a blog about horror movies. That's a win in
anyone's book. Since today is Christmas, I had no shortage in horror
movies to choose from. As I expressed in my review of “Rare
Exports”, there are a lot of Christmas horror movies. While
holidays like Passover and Columbus Day are frequently ignored by the
horror world. Christmas gets all the love. Granted, a lot of the
movies are just slashers with someone dressed up like Santa.
Creativity only goes so far for some people. The only way to properly
celebrate this day is to watch one of the very first slasher films.
Before Freddy, before Jason, before Michael Myers, there was Black
Christmas.
Black Christmas is a 1974 holiday
slasher film written by A. Roy Moore and directed by Bob Clark
(Porky's, A Christmas Story). The movie stars Olivia Hussey (Romeo
and Juliet, Virus) as sorority girl Jess Bradford and John Saxon (A
Nightmare On Elm Street, Enter The Dragon) as Lt. Kenneth Fuller.
During a Christmas party at the Pi Kappa Sigma sorority house, an
unknown man climbs up a trellis and sneaks into the attic. Jess
receives an obscene phone call from a man the girls have dubbed “the
moaner”. The calls have been going on for some time and have gone
mostly ignored until tonight. An inebriated Barb Coard (Margot
Kidder, Superman, The Amityville Horror) begins to provoke the moaner
which causes him to utter “I'm going to kill you!” before hanging
up. Another sorority sister, Claire Harrison (Lynne Griffin, Strange
Brew, True Identity), goes to her room to pack for a trip and is
attacked by the man who snuck into the house and asphyxiated with a
plastic sheet. He carries her body to the attic and places her in a
rocking chair with a doll in her lap. The next day, Claire's father
comes to pick her up only to find her missing. A campus wide search
begins to find Claire along with a 13 year old girl that was reported
missing. Meanwhile, Jess meets with her boyfriend pianist Peter (Keir
Dullea, 2001: A Space Odyssey, The Good Shepard) who is preparing for
an important audition. She informs Peter that she is pregnant and is
getting an abortion. Peter is upset by her decision and ends up
failing his audition. Back at the sorority house, Mrs. MacHenry, the
house mother, is murdered by the killer who hangs her in the attic
with a crane hook. The search party finds the body of the missing
girl in the park, so Jess, Barb, and fellow sister Phyllis return to
the house and receive more disturbing phone calls. Lt. Fuller puts a
“bug” in the phone so the police can listen to the calls and
trace them. Peter comes to the house and argues with Jess about the
abortion. Soon, another call comes in mimicking the conversation she
had with Peter. The police are able to trace the calls and discover
that they are actually coming from inside the house. Who is the
killer and will the girls be able to survive?
"No, my refrigerator wasn't running. Thanks for the tip!"
Being one of the first of anything
allows you enormous amounts of freedom to do what you want. You are
not hindered by previous ideas or expectations. This freedom allowed
Black Christmas to be incredibly creative and extremely influential
on future horror films. Up until Black Christmas, most horror movies
were fairly straight forward with a strong hero and a clear, decisive
ending. This movie gives us neither, which makes it truly disturbing.
While Jess is considered the heroine, she spends most of the movie
being harassed, by both her boyfriend and the killer. Even at the
end, she is still shown as utterly vulnerable. While there is an
ending, the movie does not have a true conclusion. We never see the
fully killer or learn why he is there. We only have his disjointed,
terrifying phone calls which come in different voices and tones.
There's occasional talk about a baby and the line "Agnes? It's
me, Billy." is repeatedly, though what it means is never clear.
Later slashers focused on silent killers, but there is something
truly scary about the incoherent rambling of the killer in Black
Christmas.
From the very beginning of the movie,
we see the film's creativity, shooting from the killer's perspective.
Nowadays, that's fairly common, but in 1974, it was new and daring.
What makes these shots so interesting is that they are done so in a
disorienting way. The camera is uneven and wobbly with a
semi-fish-eye lens, showing that the killer as unstable. There is
plenty of suspense throughout the movie as we, the audience, know
that the killer is in the house, but the girls don't. Added to the
suspense is a dark, creeping atmosphere the never lightens, even at
the end. There is some good violence and a decent amount of blood
spread through out. While the movie is influential for a lot of good
things that horror movies do today, it also had a bad influence in my
mind: inept police and characters who ignore common sense. While I
don't think either of these were intentional, most of the events in
the movie would not have occurred if the police were not terrible at
their jobs and the girls weren't completely oblivious. From the very
beginning, the police do multiple things wrong and leave the girls in
a lot of danger. Even the very ending is capable because of a
complete failure to a) do a through check of the house and b) stay
with the one surviving witness. The willful ignorance of the girls
are also frustrating. Jess is told that the killer is inside the
house and to just walk out. What does she do? She screams for her
sorority sisters and then goes upstairs. Come on, if the police told
you a murderer was in your house, would you make as much noise as
possible and go wandering around? These things don't hurt the viewing
experience, but it is fairly aggravating.
He must have seen mommy kissing Santa Claus
Black Christmas is a fun and creative
horror movie that really set the standard for all future slashers.
It's basis comes from real-life murders in Quebec which help give
credence to the plot. It's funny how many horror movies involved
prank or obscene calls, a plot device that is now moot thanks to
Caller ID and cell phones. The acting is good and the direction is
really solid. It's funny to think that the director behind such
wholesome movies as A Christmas Story and Baby Geniuses also directed
such a dark and disturbing movie. I really like that we never see the
killer or learn his motives and the ending is quite unsettling. The
obscene phone calls are also very uncomfortable and make the movie
that much more frightening. There are some good kills and a decent
amount of blood in the movie along with a few laughs. Black
Christmas's influence can still be seen today in horror movies, an
incredible accomplishment for a Canadian horror movie that received
mixed reviews. Merry Christmas and Merry Tuesday to all and to all a
terrifying night.
8/10
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