From a whisper to a yawn
Anthologies are a fun concept for
horror movies. They can take short stories that are unable to fit
into a standard hour and a half format of regular movies and get them
on the big screen. Sometimes the stories have a common theme running
through them like in Tales From The Hood or Heavy Metal. Other times,
they're just a few stories thrown together. What matters most is that
the stories are entertaining, the acting is good, and that there are
overtones of horror. Seems simple enough, right? Unfortunately, those
three things are not easily attainable and can make for an unpleasant
watch.
From A Whisper To A Scream (also known
as The Offspring) is a 1987 horror anthology starring Vincent Price
as Julian White. Julian's niece Karen is executed by the state of
Tennessee for committing a murder. He is visited by Beth Chandler
(Susan Tyrrell, Cry-Baby, Powder), a reporter that was present at
Karen's execution. She questions Julian about his niece and he
explains that though she may have committed a crime, she is not to
blame. He blames her murderous actions on the town of Oldfield,
Tennessee. He relates four separate tales from the town's past. The
first tells the story of Stanley Burnside (Clu Gulager, The Return Of
The Living Dead, The Initiation), a lonely middle-aged man caught in
a mundane life caring for his sick sister. He has a crush on his co
worker Grace and convinces her to go on a date. Incredibly bored, she
tries to leave, but Stanley chokes her to death in a fit of rage.
Unsatisfied, Stanley visits her body in the funeral home and commits
the act of necrophilia on her body. 9 months later, Stanley gets a
special visitor. What could it be? The second story involves a
criminal named Jesse Hardwick (Terry Kiser, Weekend At Bernie's. Mask
Maker) who is shot in a swamp fleeing from criminals he ripped off.
Jesse is saved by and old man named Felder Evans (Harry Caesar, A Few
Good Men, The Longest Yard). Jesse sees Felder practicing some sort
of witchcraft late at night and investigates his belongings. He finds
newspaper clippings mentiong Felder dating back to the early 1800's.
Jesse surmises that his rituals have made him immortal and forces
Felder to teach him the secrets. What will Felder do? The third story
is about a freak show glass-eater that falls in love with a girl
named Amarillis. They plan to run away, but the glass-eater is
indebted to Snakewoman, who runs the freak show. How will they
escape? The final story features three Union soldiers at the end of
the civil war. They are captured and tortured by a group of children,
orphaned by the war. Will they be able to escape? Julian finishes
telling the stories of Oldfield to Beth, hoping to see if she is
convinced that the town is evil. Will she believe Julian and does she
have an ulterior motive for visiting him?
Vincent Price's "Bitch, please" face
When you have so many stories crammed
into one feature-length movie, odds are that at least one of them has
to be good. Sadly, this is not the case in From A Whisper To A
Scream. The stories are all underdeveloped and lack the right amount
of action to keep things interesting. They are full of half-decent
ideas that go nowhere. The movie was clearly made on the cheap as the
sets are woefully inadequate and dated. The direction is shoddy and
many scenes are too dark to see what is happening. Vincent Price is
as delightful as ever, but even he acknowledged that the movie was
terrible. The sets are supposed to take place during different time periods, but some of the costumes and music don't fit. It is woefully apparent that the movie is made in the the 80's because Susan Tyrrell's character looks like she fell out of an A-Ha video.
The first story has off-pacing and the
little side bit with Stanley's sister is just plain weird. I don't
know if they were going with some sort of underlying incest, but
whatever it was, it failed. It didn't help that they showed his
elderly sister naked. The necrophilia scene made sense for the story,
but it was still creepy and the end result was unintentionally
ridiculous. The second story was fine, just a little boring. Terry
Kiser was a bit too hammy and over-the-top for my liking. The third
story is just flat-out terrible and is the weakest of all four. The
plot isn't particularly clear and everything just feels forced. It
doesn't help that the acting is painful to watch. The final story is
essentially Children Of The Corn-lite. It is probably the best idea
out of the four stories, but the execution is just no good.
Taaaaake onnnnnnn meeeeeeee....
We know that horror anthologies can be
enjoyable. Creepshow and Trick R' Treat are proof. The difference
between those movies and From A Whisper To A Scream is that those
stories are well-crafted, there is good action, and the horror is
strong. The stories in this movie just cannot hold up on their own
and are not enjoyable to sit through. There is nothing particularly
scary and they lack action. The acting ranges from passable to
terrible, making a bad situation worse. Despite having Vincent Price
involved, do yourself a favor, and avoid From A Whisper To A Scream
2/10
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