The Woman
W is for Woman, that's good enough for me
Today's review is a special one. I
received a lovely comment a few days ago about the blog which came
with a special request to review today's movie. I love getting
feedback (well, positive feedback anyway) and am always glad to hear
that people are enjoying my reviews. After watching over 200 horror
movies, it's nice to know I am helping people avoid or discover
horror movies and hopefully entertain them as well. The request was
for the movie The Woman. A friend of mine has previously watched the
movie and was pretty down on it. Horror can be very divisive and one
persons hate-a-thon can be another person's lovefest. All reviews
should be taken with a grain of salt. I am still angry over listening
to a review praising A History Of Violence. That movie was painfully
bad and I will never understand how someone can give it 4 stars. The
only way to find out if you'll like a movie or not is to see it with
your own eyes. So Laura, this review is for you. If anyone else is
interested in requesting a movie for me to review, please leave me a
comment or send me a message on Twitter @365daysofhorror.
The Woman is a 2011 horror movies
directed by Lucky McKee (Masters of Horror: Sick Girl, The Woods) and
starring Pollyanna McIntosh (Bats, Land of the Lost) as the Woman.
Woman is a feral cannibal living in the woods all her life. While out
hunting, Chris Cleek (Sean Bridgers, Deadwood, Nell) discovers the
woman and kidnaps her. He brings her back to his home and chains her
up in a cellar in hopes of civilizing her. He forces his wife Belle
(Angela Bettis, Masters of Horror: Sick Girl, Toolbox Murders), his
daughter Peggy (Lauren Ashley Carter, Rising Stars, Law & Order
SVU), and son Brian to assist him in civilizing the woman. Peggy has
become distant in recent months, sitting out of gym class, wearing
baggy clothes, and crying. Brian has become sadistic, enjoying seeing
people in pain and torturing classmates. Chris's methods of
“civilization” are cruel and violent such as washing the woman in
boiling water and then with a high-powered hose. That night when the
rest of the house is supposedly asleep, Chris goes into the cellar
and rapes the woman. Unbeknownst to Chris, Brian sneaks out of his
room and spies on him raping the woman. Belle is also aware of what
is happening, but through intimidation and violence from Chris, says
nothing. Peggy's teacher, Ms. Raton, notices the change in Peggy and
surmises that Peggy is pregnant, perhaps carrying her father's baby.
The next day, Peggy is sick and stays home from school. Brian is
unaware that she is home and sneaks down into the cellar with the
woman, pulling off her clothes and torturing her with pliers. Peggy
catches her brother and tells her mother who in turn tells Chris when
he gets home. When Chris shows no concern, Belle says she is leaving
him and taking Peggy and their other daughter, Darlin. Chris responds
by knocking her out. Just then, Ms. Raton arrives and tells Chris
that she believes Peggy is pregnant. Believing that Ms. Raton is
implying that it is his child, Chris attacks her and, along with
Brian, drags her out to where they keep their dogs. She is placed in
the dog pen and is attacked by another feral girl that Chris had been
keeping. Peggy runs to the cellar and free the Woman. What will
happen?
Things get intense at Burning Man
The Woman is an ugly mess of a movie.
Apparently it is a sequel to Lucky McKee's previous movie, The
Offspring, but you'd never know that unless you looked it up. A
flashback or 1 minute of dialogue would have made the connection
clear and given some helpful background to who the Woman is.
Clocking in at about 100 minutes, The Woman is a glacially-paced
movie that forgoes entertainment in favor of ham-fisted social
commentary that does little to enlighten. The movie tries to go for a
feminist bent, but it never fully comes together. The musical choice
in the movie is highly questionable with a mixture of rock music I
like to call “Jerk Rock”. It's the type of music you hear in
shows on The CW, completely inoffensive, but lacking any heart. Why
this music is in the movie is beyond me, especially because there are
one or two scenes with creepy horror-style synth music. It's not like
they didn't know good horror music, they just chose to ignore it.
There are multiple scenes of
unintentional comedy that made me legitimately question if the movie
was a dark comedy or not. There is barely any horror to speak of and
a majority of the movie could be confused for an after-school
special. No real action begins until about 15 minutes left in the
movie. These last few minutes try to make up for the slow, often
times painful, story with an avalanche of violence and gore, but it's
just not enough. The inclusion of another feral girl was so random
that I could barely process what was happening. The ending was
satisfying, if not a little strange and hardly believable. The movie
lacks subtlety and plays out pretty much how you would expect, down
to Brian turning out like his father (with a Justin Bieber haircut,
no less) and Belle finally sticking up for herself. The only
exception was the inclusion of the other feral girl, but, again, that
came out of left field.
(Sigh) I miss Al Swearengen
The heavy focus of male treatment
towards women appears in many horror movies, but does not evoke the
same emotion from the audience as other movies. In a movie such as
this, the father needs to be far more violent and domineering, two
things that are sparsely shown. Similar movies also go for a
religious bent to the domineering patriarch character, but The Woman
surprisingly avoided that. Perhaps it is unnecessary to the story
itself, but it would have made Chris's actions more believable. It
doesn't help that Sean Bridgers looks like Will Ferrell and does not
come off as a scary individual. It's not a question of his acting
ability, because he is able to pull the character off and was great
as Johnny in the television series Deadwood. He's just not the right
fit as the part is better suited for a hulking, scary man. Someone
who looks like Stone Cold Steve Austin would have been far more
believable. Angela Bettis is very good as the mousey wife Belle. In
my previous review of Sick Girl, I mentioned her voice being
incredibly annoying. Thankfully, her voice was normal in this movie,
but that makes me question why in the world she spoke with a strange
voice in Sick Girl. Lucky McKee has uses a lot of different shots
throughout the movie, some good, some bad.
The Woman is a very divisive movie.
Some will think that the social commentary is great and that sitting
through the majority of a movie with nothing happening is great
buildup. Unfortunately, I am not one of those people. The social
commentary, while important, is not presented in such a way that it
would be competent or entertaining. It's important to have social
commentary in horror, but it needs to be placed into a movie with a
delicate hand and not smashed all over the film like a watermelon in
front of Gallagher. The story is incredibly slow with the only action
coming at the very end. The acting is good, though Sean Bridgers's
frame did not fit the profile necessary to be a scary figure. The
Woman was not entertaining and I would not recommend it. Special
thanks to Laura for requesting it and I hope it answered any
questions you may have had.
2.5/10
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